Harry Potter Astrology: Gemini
Gemini is the third sign of the zodiac and has influence over the hands, arms, shoulders, and lungs. Positive traits include quick wits, versatility, flexibility, fluency with words and ideas, an open mind, a love of learning, adaptability, agility, sharp perception, and cheerfulness; negative traits are duplicity, mood swings, flightiness, nervousness, fidgeting, lack of attention span, a tendency to be easily influenced, and undependability.
Gryffindor
You’ll need track shoes to keep up with these Geminis. They have so much energy that they exhaust nearly everyone, save other Gryffindor Geminis. In class, they love to get into debates with the professor. Out of class, they love to get into trouble. These Gryffindor Geminis are as easily stirred by romantic dreams and noble causes as any other Gryffindors, although their involvement is more mental than practical - they lack the fortitude for battle and are best left passing propaganda to the real warriors. Expect a large number of them to work for the Daily Prophet after graduation.
reblogging for all of America being Texas.
It’s too much.
Canada as seen by Canadians
Canada as seen by the rest of the world
I’M DYING
I need this on my blog again.
LMAO
CANADA
LMFAO “SUNK THE TITANIC”
In my absence from tumblr, I became a mother, and I placed my son up for adoption. This choice gives me no sadness, only joy, because I have blessed two people’s lives with the chance to be parents. The couple I chose for my son happens to be gay.
The moment they saw Ian, they both burst in to tears.
“Would you like to hold him?” I asked. (He was born premature, with clefts in his brain, so he remained in Infant Special Care until he was four weeks, hence our lovely yellow gowns.)
Both John and Doug couldn’t stop staring at him, thanking me, telling me how gorgeous he was.I spent my nights in the hospital holding Ian and staring at him, completely in wonder at how much he looked like his dad, and trying to decide what the right decision for him was. I had never felt so much love for something in my entire life.
In my heart, I knew I was not yet a parent—I hardly know who I am as person—and after hours of silent tears and rocking him back and forth in my arms, I made the choice to give him the family that he deserves, and one that is capable to, not only take care of him, but give him opportunities I could not, even if I had all of the money in the world.Some will criticize my choice to place my son with a gay couple, but I believe they not only deserve the chance to be parents, but that they will be two of the best parents in the entire universe.
John and Doug email me weekly, with pictures and medical updates. I am allowed to visit any chance I can get (we, unfortunately, are 2000 miles apart), and they have completely made me a part of their family. My son will always know I am his mother, his mhibu (a word loosely translating to “dear one” in Swahili).
When people hear my story, the first thing they tell me is how “strong” I am, and how “hard” it must have been. My reply will always be the same:
I am just a mother who loves her son very, very much.this is so….i cant even….
When my child turns 11 I am going to write them a letter to Hogwarts. Once they open the letter, we will take a trip to Wizarding World and buy them all of the supplies they need to go to Hogwarts. After our trip I will tell them, “Of course it is happening inside your head, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?”
R.I.P To Everyone That Lost Their Lives This Summer.
Reblog To Show Your Respects. :)
Someone requested that???
(It’s my first 3D gif ok)
oh MY FUCKING GOD
THANK YOU
PLEASE HAVE MY FIRSTBORN CHILD
REBLOG this if you’re a female
Let’s see if girls run Tumblr :)
Found in the #native American tag. If even 1/3 of our followers donate even a dollar, she’ll be set. You know what to do!Ok, people. See that cute baby? That’s my baby sister, Alanna. And if some mountains don’t get moved by next Friday (September 7th) she will no longer have a home, and will be in danger of being removed from our care. I usually hate asking people for things, especially strangers, but I’ve seen how amazing the tumblr community can be and figured I’d give it a shot. My mother is about $750 short on rent and she can’t return to her (minimum-wage) job for another two weeks. We have done every single thing we can think of, and while we managed to pay off a good chunk of it, it still isn’t enough. A notice was officially posted today that if we don’t have the remaining total, plus court fees and late fees, we will have 24 hours to be completely moved out and gone. I am hoping that there are some generous people out there who will donate anything to keep my family in our home.
https://www.wepay.com/donations/keeping-our-apartment
Please reblog, any help is truly appreciated. Thank you.
gay-officially-gay-swishily-gay:
Best 8 Seconds of my life.
this again dkjfsd
I reblog this every time it appears from the depths of tumblr.
WHAT THE CHRIST JUST HAPPENED?!
LMAO!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHA LMAO OMG WOW
FYDISUTFYGSDGIOSDHFGI THE NOISE
NEVER NOT REBLOGGED.
HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE!?
-DEAD-
wHAT
that was ultraly splendid
Oh Gajeez. ALWAYS REBLOG.
This is Michael Edwards, he is scum.
he has many different accounts on many different sites under names such as “thecoconutking” or “thatcrazyflapjackman”
he is using pictures that are believed to be fake to groom young girls, he has done it many times and i need other girls to be aware of the scum that he actually is.He is a pathological liar, and he is very smart with what he does, he says he is 22 but we know he is much older, he tricks young girls into thinking he loves them, he tricks them into taking explicit pictures and even trying to have sex with underage girls, he is a disgusting pedophile and needs to be stopped,but other girls need to be warned about him, if you have seen an account with his pictures pleaseee contact me, dont message him without contacting me as i need a profile to show to the police to show he is still doing what hes doing.
please please please reblog!
PLEASE REBLOG TO WARN YOUNG GIRLS.
woah bill chill out
i actually love bill nye a little bit more now actually like holy shit.
SCIENCE, BITCHES.
who better to do it than BILL FUCKING NYE.
BILL NYE WILL OWN YOUR ASS
I imagine he’s been holding his tongue for a long time about this sort of stupidity and you can only be under so much pressure before you crack.
YEAH YOU TELL HIM BRO.
